1D Preferences #24: You two decide to do some trollin’…

Liam: You dress up in your old, poofy prom dress, curl your hair and do your make-up very fancy. Liam puts on his favorite tux and a tie, picking you up with a corsage and everything. You both head to the mall and are amused at the odd stares you get as you hit the food court dressed in your finest.

Niall: “Okay, so this house is where a huge one direction fan lives,” you read from the clip board in your hand. You made some phone calls and surfed some tumblrs to find some of the biggest one direction fans in the area and decided to surprise a few. “Ready?” he asks. You nod. He rings the door bell, and a confused parent opens the door. The parent blinks a few times, then recognizing the beautiful blonde from her daughter’s walls calls up to her daughter. “Niall is at the door!” you hear a laugh and a sarcastic “Yeah, right.” from further in the house. The parent invites you two inside and you both go to basement where the girl is. She screams, takes some photos, thanks you for bringing him here and you two are off to the next house. Only ten more to go.

Zayn: “How bad ass are we?” You laugh, holding a brightly colored beach ball. You two snuck into the display window at Old Navy and were posing as mannequins. “Don’t move!” he whispers as a mall cop passes by. He pauses at the window and you both freeze. Crap! He sees you! The mall cop moves closer to the mirror…and uses his reflection to take something out of his teeth. Lovely. As soon as he’s gone, you both burst out laughing until neither of you can even breathe.

Louis: “HELLO!” you two have been on Chat Roulette, messing with some people. A lot of fans get super excited, then some people don’t even recognize Louis, those are the best. “Hey, cutie!” A old man is on the screen. “Damn, those stripes look good on you, how old are you?” You realize the guy is flirting with Louis and you start to hysterical laugh, Louis looks horrified and leaves the chat. Then he starts hysterical laughing with you.

Harry: “So, we’re going to just fill his phone with pictures of cats and change all of his contacts’ names?” Harry nods, and you two start trolling Louis’ phone. “I changed my name to Laquisha,” Harry laughs. “Wait, how about we fill his phone with pictures of our toes?” you suggest. You two spend the next hour changing all of Louis’ contacts and filling up his phone memory with pictures of your feet. Classic.